While riding on the back of this gigantic elephant, I
decided that I wanted a taste of some illegal alcohol. I know it sounded so scandalous,
but I truly couldn't help myself. So I went over and asked a cute local girl
named Divya, whom was very fluent in both English and Hindi. Well I had asked
her if she knew of any good alcohols, she said no but that she could ask the wise
old man down the way. So she kept her word and came back and told me of an
interesting drink, Tharra. She told me I should join the men down the way,
which they would love a great story of an adventure man who is traveling around
the world in eighty days. So I scurried as quickly as I could to catch up with
these peculiar men who had the most interesting of footwear, barefoot men is
what I was surrounded by. Little did I know I would be so intoxicated that I’d
end up as barefoot as them. This home brewed alcohol was quite strong! Yet it
was quite good at the first sip but by the third sip I was seeing doubles of
every shade. That was when this intriguing barefooted man who was old and grey
handed me this very beautifully colored package of deliciousness. As I opened
it, my alcoholic binge was put to a stand still for this savory smell filled
the air around me, smacking me out of my doubled daze. So I broke off a piece
of this large sensationally great smelling pretzel and took a bite, before I knew
it my pallet was filled with joy. The next thing I noticed my pretzel was
suddenly gone. Oh, my head began to spin as the last flavor to taste was
sitting on the tips of my fingers, oh how that pretzel made me feel as though I
was the barefooted grey haired wise man, oh how I wished I could be him at that
very moment. I wanted to live in this delicious life forever. This pretzel is
truly one of a kind. So before I left on my way to finish off my remaining 67
days I couldn't help but splurge on over 126 dollars’, so whether you have the money or not it is worth the spanging of change for this is heavenly goodness
that belongs to such a unique pretzel.
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